Here’s the list of the few funny text messages in my archive of Pinoy Text Messages. You can copy them and can freely send them to your friends and loveones. There’s no problem with me if you send them to all numbers in your phonebook. Anyway, these text messages are just sent to me by friends too.

• I was arrested by the PNP for being the ugliest person in Leyte. Can you please tell the PNP and let them learn their mistake?
• Husbands can kiss their wives goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But you… you better kiss my ass.
• Why should you be sorry for your self? Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom. And without ugliness, there can be no beauty. See! The world really needs you for it to become perfect.

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